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Model number #43BB Plays Vinyl and has a dual Cassette Deck. Built-In Obsolescence – the ultimate fusion of retro charm and planned inconvenience! Imagine a gramophone and a 1980s dual cassette deck boombox having a love child that’s stuck in a never-ending midlife crisis.

This quirky contraption is perfect for those who enjoy their vinyl with a side of cassette nostalgia and a sprinkle of daily maintenance headaches. The gramophone offers that classic crackle of yesteryear, while the boombox brings you back to the era of neon leg warmers and shoulder pads. But wait, there’s more! Each component is designed to break down just when you start getting comfortable.

Relive the joy of rewinding tapes with a pencil and replacing phonograph needles like it’s 1925! The "Built-In Obsolescence" guarantees that just as you’ve managed to get one part working, another will demand your attention. It’s the perfect gift for the tech masochist in your life. Why settle for reliable when you can have a constant project? Embrace the impermanence, and let every musical moment be fleetingly fabulous!